Let me just repeat that...
CATS ARE EVIL.
cute, furry, adorable... but evil none the less.
Before ppl say I'm an evil cat hater... I'm not.
Three cats used to live in my house, now its two, one died.
I don't own them... they are not mine. they just sleep all day here.
but they are evil.
They know I know this. All cats seem to.
So we get along.
They don't claw me. I don't throw them out of my window at 3am for semi-suffocating me.
its a mutual thing.