I love this idea.
Here's my entry:
Title: The Art of War
Author: Sun Tzu (as translated by Lionel Giles in 1910)
- Sun Tzu said: The Art of War Against Zombies is of vital importance to the State.
- It is a matter of life and death, a road either to safety or to ruin. Hence it is a subject of inquiry which can on no account be neglected.
- Zombies, then, are governed by five constant factors, to be taken into account in one's deliberations, when seeking to determine the conditions obtaining in the field.
- These are:
- Zombie Law
- The Zombie Commander
- Method and discipline
- Zombie Law causes the people to be in complete discord with their ruler,
- so that they panic and flee, in fear of their lives, dismayed by the rotting, shuffling, danger.
Honestly? I could go on... maybe some other time ;) It's interesting how zombies improve even a 2400 year old work...