March 17th, 2006

HELP I'M TRAPPED IN THE INTERNET!!

Happy Plastic Paddy Day

America is fucking insane about "I once smelt Irish Whiskey so I'm Offically Irish" Day.

Just don't get me started... the first time someone pinches me on St Pads for not wearing Green is the day I get arrested for beating someone with a nice Orange traffic cone "because I'm English and it's symbolic."

Fuckers.

(previously posted as a comment in ms_violet's journal)