Thanks for changing our flight to Las Vegas from a 1.5 hr trip to a 5hr trip with a 2 hrs spent in Phoenix that will mostly be spent transferring planes.

Thanks for saying that it was always that way in your records. Isn't that convenient?

Thanks for taking 40 minutes to answer your damn phone.

Thanks for causing more stress around our wedding, we really needed that.

Thanks for fucking up our honeymoon.

Never. Using. Expedia. Again. Assholes.