DarkCryst (darkcryst) wrote,


You know what? PG&E can suck my balls.

No... actually, that's too good for them. That implies that I deem them worthy of touching my scrotal sack, my intimate of intimates. No they do not qualify for that level of oral submissive kink play. They are not of rich enough quality to caress my nutsack. They are much lower down the gimp food chain.

PG&E can suck a rabid goats flacid and pus filled drooping balls.

At best.

I think I've made myself clear...

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