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Coffee

Coffee bad.

Coffee make you feel sick. Coffee make you feel more tired later. Coffee not that nice anyhow (unless its from Greyfriars).

Remember this, it shall serve you well.

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balinorelle
21st Sep, 2005 16:25 (UTC)
Coffee also bad because it makes you more likely to get kidney stones. ~_~
darkcryst
21st Sep, 2005 19:43 (UTC)
reeeally?

I didn't know that.
balinorelle
21st Sep, 2005 21:22 (UTC)
I was told not to drink caffeine because it dehydrates you. Dehydration seems to either help the stones manifest or dislodge them or something. Not sure which. But I was definitely told to stay away from it if I could. Drink lots of water and if I could stand it cranberry juice.

kiltmir
21st Sep, 2005 17:36 (UTC)
Heresy!

It's ok my precious, he's just delusional.
darkcryst
21st Sep, 2005 19:43 (UTC)
frankly... I'd rather have tea or Massala Chai any day...
miriammiriam
21st Sep, 2005 17:46 (UTC)
correction: caffeine bad

decaf coffee good with lots of cream and sugar.
and you have'nt tried peet's coffee.
darkcryst
21st Sep, 2005 19:44 (UTC)
a fair point my little green fairy.

Though I think I'll still prefer Chai...
spinninghead
21st Sep, 2005 18:58 (UTC)
Ew, coffee makes me jittery and makes my urine smell like coffee (and I'm sure you wanted to know that, lol).
darkcryst
21st Sep, 2005 19:45 (UTC)
Didn't reeeally need to know that no ;)

Mostly it just has started making me feel sick recently..
miriammiriam
22nd Sep, 2005 07:40 (UTC)
that happens to me whenever i eat onions!
well...actually...it smells like onions, not coffee

and did you know that the best way to replicate the smell of fresh skunk spray is to blend coffee and onions together?
i found that out a few years ago when my downstairs neighbors decided to bake onions and make coffee at the same time.
spinninghead
22nd Sep, 2005 07:47 (UTC)
Ewwww, now I know what NOT to mix together... not that I would anyway!
elsh
22nd Sep, 2005 16:14 (UTC)
Hey Rows! *hugs*
elsh
22nd Sep, 2005 16:09 (UTC)
Nuh uh. Coffee is my best friend. :p
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