DarkCryst (darkcryst) wrote,
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Adventures in A Modern Relationship

Miriam : i dont have a problem molesting teddy bears

darkcryst: I see it now:
Counciller: "So Miriam, point to the doll where you were touched"
You: "Where I was tou.. oh! Yes.. Umm..me.. yes.. it was me who.. yeah. Come here doll."
Doll: "Noooooo the humiliation!"

Miriam : you know what would make that statement even better?

Miriam : if you were naked.


Happy 8 Month Aniversary to us! *grin*
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