hopefulNext I'll be moving on to having entries that are well written and, you know, contain correct spelling. It is then that the doom times will befall us. Yea, verrilly did God spake thus from the mountain, sounding much like Barry White:
"Be warned my children, when that British eejit starts sounding like he knows anything, makes sense and, most terrible of all, spells sense correctly, a dark day will befall you all. Yes, because it is then that I shall visit destruction on you all...
*pause*
"Well... maybe not if you give me Pocky.."
The lesson from all of this? God loves Pocky.
*ahem*
So... moving on to more normal journal/blog/pick a buzzword type matters: blatent self promotion.
It's my birthday soon, on April 17th too be exact (subtle aren't I?), and well... I know a whole bunch of you were going to show me that you cared...
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Ok.. well.. some of you.
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At least two of you then.
Anyhow. I have the perfect solution if you'd like to, in some way, reward me for being born.
The way I look at it is this - you get to buy me something I REALLY want, and you get to save money on postage. I don't expect you all to actually be able to BUY me one, but everything you donate will help me offset the cost and stuff.
Yeah ok, I know this is shameless. My answer to that? I have no shame. So, yes, if you wanted to get something, but can only afford a couple of bucks/pounds/million yen, then this is the way to make it count! Go on.. you know you want to...
Please?
